INV-000001-PATRIARCHY

Accounts Receivable · Department of Reckoning

The Patriarchy
Owes Me.

An itemised invoice for the labour you forgot to charge for. Backed by data from the ILO and UN Women.

Adjust the sliders. Watch the bill come due.

Chapter 1

The invisible infrastructure

If you stopped doing it, they'd notice.

7 h/wk
5 h/wk
3 h/wk
4 h/wk
2 h/wk
3 h/wk
15 h/wk
2 h/wk
1 h/wk

Chapter 2

Pregnancy, birth & the aftermath

“Glowing” is not a compensation package.

30 yrs

Cramps, supplies, ruined sheets, planning around. Billed at the going rate.

1
14 hrs
6 mo

Chapter 3

Years you've been doing this. Your billing rate.

5 yrs
€30/h

Pick your worth. The market certainly hasn't.

The footnotes

Why this matters beyond the joke

Globally, women perform 76% of all unpaid care work (ILO, 2018). If valued at minimum wage, it would add $10.8 trillion to the global economy annually. The gender pay gap widens most sharply at first childbirth — economists call this the child penalty. This calculator uses real domestic-service market rates, not minimum wage. Because your labour deserves market rate.

The Receipts · Real Data, Not Vibes

We didn't make this up.

$10.8T

Annual value of unpaid care work performed by women worldwide — three times the global tech industry.

Source: Oxfam, 2020

4.5×

Hours of unpaid care work women perform compared to men, on average, every single day.

Source: ILO, 2018

77¢

Earned by women for every $1 earned by men globally — a gap that hasn't meaningfully closed in two decades.

Source: UN Women, 2023

16.4B

Hours of unpaid care work performed globally every day. Paid at minimum wage, that's $11 trillion a year.

Source: ILO Care Work Report

2 of 3

Adults living in extreme poverty are women and girls. Care responsibilities are a top driver.

Source: UN Women

131 yrs

Estimated time to close the global gender gap at current pace. We don't have 131 years. We have receipts.

Source: WEF Global Gender Gap 2023

So what now?

“The first problem for all of us, men and women, is not to learn, but to unlearn.” — Gloria Steinem (who, for the record, would absolutely send this invoice)